“It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
What God lacks is convictions — stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something — not try to be everything.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
“In God We Trust.” I don’t believe it would sound any better if it were true.
